Spots flu

Contraction
On the 20th of april on a summery cloudy day with a crisp morning day when you walk into the spots forest in south hampshire while wearing a kilt tooting the sweet sounds of crocodile cocophony in B minor on the ukelele at exactly 6:09 then Kristopher Kool Rool spot the 3rd with come up to you and slowly lick your intentines from your ear. this will make you contract Spots flu Instantly making you a new sexualility and have a better spot name. This cannot be cured the only cure is to spread